Zachary Hanson

Zac: C'mon mom, will you please take out for some lessons today? Please?
Mrs.Hanson: Zac, I'm busy. Maybe in a little bit, okay?
Zac: But I wanna go now.
Mrs.Hanson: Zac I cant drop everything I'm doing!
Zac: Why not? You dropped Taylor on his head, do it to Zoe.
Mrs.Hanson: Zac, you heard me...Go away! Go play in street.
Zac: Last time you told me to do that I almost got killed! I aint doin it again!
Mrs.Hanson: Where did we go wrong with you?
Zac: when ya'll got jiggy wit it... Thats where!
Mrs.Hanson: Zac, go away! Go see what Taylor's doing, go bug him!
Zac: okay...

Zac: Hey Taylor. My most favordist brother in the whole world.
Taylor: I'm not taking you out for driving lessons Zac, just forget it!
Zac: But Taylor, you love me.
Taylor: That's what they want you to think.
Zac: yeah, so?
Taylor: Go away...
Zac: no
Taylor: yes.
Zac: This is my room to!
Taylor: Yeah, but I'm older, and I can kick your ass.
Zac: No you cant, you know I would squash you like a bug
Taylor: okay, you win! Go bug Ike, I'm sure he has nothing better to do!
Zac: okay...

Zac: Hello Ike! Would you like me to help you?
Isaac: Zac, what do you want now?
Zac: cant I ever lend an extra leg to my brother?
Isaac: first of all it's extra hand, and second of, last time I let you help me, I got glue stuck in my hair, and my foot was caught in the toilet, and they had to take it apart! So no, I really dont want your help.
Zac: But I want your's
Isaac: No! No way! I'm not getting in a car with you again! Last time I did that, we ended up in Mrs. Finns living room!
Zac: that was an accedent.
Isaac: As I recall, you said "lets kill the bitch, and let's get her good" I dont think that was an accedent!
Zac: okay, so she's mean. And I put the car through their house. What if I promised not to do any hard, to animals, humans, or lawn nomes?
Isaac: Tree's, you forgot about tree's!
Zac: hey that tree was in my way!
Isaac: Hey it didnt do anything to you!
Zac: It got in my way!
Isaac: shut up! I'll take you! But you must stay on the road!
Zac: Yay!
Isaac: say it!!!!
Zac: I will stay on the road.
Isaac: lets go...
*walks down stairs*

Isaac: I'm taking Zac out for some driving lessons
Mrs.Hanson: are you crazy?
Taylor: Would you like to write a will before you leave, or perhaps leave all your stuff to me?
Isaac: shut up Taylor. Yes mom, I'm going out to drive with him, I'll be back shortly
Jessica: No you wont *laughs*
Mrs.Hanson: Jessica, dont say that. Have fun, and good luck
Jessica: yeah, you'll need it!

*Ike, and zac walk out the door*
Zac: I'm king of the world.
Isaac: Stay away from water, please
Zac: awww man
Isaac: *starts praying* heavenly father, I come to you today to pray that I make it out alive...amen.
Zac: oh, dont worry Ike, I'm good at this.
Isaac: *looks up like he's looking at god* Please
Zac: okay, now the key goes here. right?
Isaac: yes.
Zac: okay
Isaac: are you gonna crank it up?
Zac: oh, oh yeah. I forgot
Isaac: okay
*sudden movment in car, and it stars going forward to their garage.*
Isaac: Zac!!! Put it in Reverse!!
Zac: oh yeah! I forgot that to.
Isaac: oh god
*zac backs out, with out hitting the mailbox, thats a bonus point*

Zac: Now where can we go?
Isaac: I thought you wanted to go somewhere?
Zac: no I just wanted to drive.
Isaac: Well I dont care where, just as long as you stay away from the water, or any bridges.
Zac: But the city is on the other side of the bridge.
Isaac: Good, now lets keep it safe by not letting you go over it.
Zac: I'm going to!
Isaac: Zac! Watch out for the lady!
*brakes squeal*
Zac: Hey, she came from the no where!
Isaac: Just watch the road please!
Zac: I'am!
Isaac: Okay Zac, Drive the a vacant parking lot...
Zac: Why?
Isaac: Cause if you in a parking lot with no cars, or people nothing, and no one can get hurt, unless you decide to hit a wall...again
Zac: I swear that wall wasnt their before!
Isaac: just go!
Zac: Alright
*arrives at the parking lot*
Isaac: okay Zac, lets see how well you park
Zac: Okay... *Zac parks*
Isaac: Okay I'll get out, and check to see how well you parked.
Zac: Okay
*Isaac gets out, looks at the car, and the space, and gets back in.*
Isaac: Zac I got news, a blind man could park better than you!
Zac: Alright! Atleast I didnt park as bad as you said I did before...Cause dogs cant drive!
Isaac: Yes, and you have somthing in common with dogs..You still cant drive.
Zac: hey atleast I can park like a blind man.
Isaac: you idiot, blind people cant park you retard.
Zac: So your saying I cant park?
Isaac: No I'm saying you cant drive.
Zac: Atleast I'm in the parking space.
Isaac: your in a couple parking spaces.
Zac: so?
Isaac: I cant let you drive on a main highway...We would have to but the caution lights on...Or we all would die!
Zac: Okay, fine...I dont want to drive...I'll be old and never be able to drive.
Isaac: well atleast were all safe.
*Isaac drives back to the house*
Mrs.Hanson: How was your lesson Zac?
Zac: Isaac said I park like a blind man
Mrs.Hanson: So I see you made it back in one piece Isaac
Isaac: yes but if I would let him keep driving we wouldt have.
Jessica: See I knew Zac was an idiot!