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Translations....my view of Hanson.

I'm not going to sit here, and tell you about each indivisual Hanson brother...That's basically a waste of a page. You've probably liked them for over a year, between 1-4 years, so you should know basically everything, from ya know how tall they are to ya know how big there...*coughs* never mind! Anyways, this page is what I think of them! hehehe! ;-p

ISAAC: (Do I need to say his last name?)

Isaac, pernounced I-zac. They have a kid named Zac (thats later on in this story) but instead it's Isaac (which might I add is an odd name) Anyways, Isaac was born on...you should know... and his mom and dad, you should know their names too...lived, well duh for gods sake, if ya know their parents names you should know where they live! Anyways, yeah so they had a kid, which grew up to be a star! Do I need anymore anyformation, sheesh what am I? George W.Bush? Wait he's stupid...Now, for Taylor...you know his last name...

TAYLOR:
You know who is parents are, you know when he was born, you know where he was born at, and I wouldnt be surprised is you knew where his birth mark is. If he even has one! Or where it is, muhahaha. Oh sorry I get side tracked easily. Anyways back to Taylor. Isaac grew up pretty normal, but Taylor grew up with excessive compulsive disorder... He has this problem with cutting pretty hair (ZAC! Stay away from him!) Anyways, poor Tay. Either he just wants to be a hairless (hehe) man, or one of those Pakistanians blew his hair off in one of those planes. You pick which lie is better! Alright now moving on to the enteresting kid...

ZAC HANSON:
.......^see, now he's important! Anyways....Zac was never normal, never has been, never will be...As you go farther and farther into hell, I mean my web site you'll see how weird that kid can be! Things that do with the circus, and runaway monkeys...it gets pretty damn scary in the jungle...I mean my website...I dont have to say his age, or what instrument he has played, and whats his favorite food is because one you should know, and two I already know, and I dont like repeating myself. So check this web page out, and trust me, write a will because you may never return...For you will be ingulfed in....laughter.


At a Glance

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