This story is called "Taylor Whiped"
Taylor= taylor
Gf= Taylors Girfried...get the picture?

*phone rings, Zac answers*

*snotty tone*
Zac: Hello?
Gf: Taylor please...
Zac: ummm, why?
Gf: Zac, is that you?
Zac: Why do you ask? Are you the FBI or somthing, cause I didnt hijack nothin!
Gf: Hijack? What are you talking about...Zac...let me talk to Taylor...
Zac: Is this Natalie?
Gf: Who do you think it is?
Zac: Oh, I dunno...it could of been Kerry
Gf: Kerry? Who's Kerry?
Zac: Well I wasnt suppose to tell you, but thats Tay's secret Girlfriend...
Gf: Zac, shut up! Let me talk to him now!
Zac: What do we say?
Gf: Zac may I please talk to Taylor?
Zac: No! *laughs*
Gf: Zac, your a..
Zac: Hey now, there are children in the room *pulls phone away* Isaac can you please leave? *laughs, then Isaac pegs Zac in the head with a lighter*
Gf: Zac please let me talk to him...
Zac: no
Gf: please
Zac: no
Gf: PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!???
Zac: nnnnnooooooo!
Gf: Zac, if you dont get Taylor right now I'm gonna make you wished you had, cause I will rip your...
Zac: ALRIGHT! You could of just asked for him...
Gf: What? I...oh never mind you...
Zac: Hold on! *pulls phone away, and screams* TAYLOR!!!! Natalie is on the phone for you! *hear foot steps from the stairs*
Taylor: Hello?
Gf: hey! your brother...
Taylor: Dont tell me! Wouldnt let you talk to me!
Gf: yes, how did you know?
Taylor: He does it to everyone...I still say he the adopted child.
Gf: So what are you doing today?
Taylor: Nothin, how about you?
Gf: Well I have to go to my little sisters ballet recitel, and I was wondering if you would join me?
Taylor: Sure, I dont have nothing else to do!
Gf: Alright, can you come around...I dunno 6'clock?
Taylor: sure...
Gf: Okay, well I got to start getting ready! it's almost Five. I'll see you when you get here?
Taylor: Okay, see ya!
Gf: Wait...what are you suppose to say when you get off the phone with a loved one?
Taylor: oh, ummm...I love you?
Gf: There ya go!
Taylor: okay well bye!
Gf: wait, arent you gonna say it?
Taylor: say what?
Gf: I love you!
Taylor: oh, I did...
Gf: I meant...oh never mind!
Taylor: I love you Natalie
Gf: I love you to!

Taylor: I'm going on a date!
Zac: with who?
Taylor: who do you think you nimwitt!
Zac: Kerry?
Taylor: Who's Kerry?
Isaac: His imaginary boyfriend...oops I mean girlfriend!
Zac: Shut up Isaac...you know you like her!
Isaac: oh yes Zac, I cant see her...and I just love her to death..I only wish I couldnt see you!
Zac: I'm glad I can see you! Then I can be thankful I'm not ugly! laughs
Taylor: will you two shut up! Gawd, you act like Zoe does! sheesh *Taylor walks out of room to get ready*

Taylor: *taylor looking in mirror* oh i'm so hot... I'm love to rock...and my tooshie, is so sweet...
*zac walks in while tays in tighty-whities, singing in the mirror*
Zac: uhhh, Taylor? ummm do you have issues or somthing we dont know about?
Taylor: ZAC! Get out!!
Zac: Hey I never knew you wore tighty whities! hahahaha
Taylor: Shut up!*pushes him out of the room* Ass hole!
*at about quarter to six, taylor leaves*...

Taylor: I'm leaving!
Zac: where you going?
Taylor: out with Natalie
Zac: to where?
Taylor: none of you business
Mrs.Hanson: Where are you going Taylor?
Taylor: just to her sister dance recitel, and maybe out to eat before I drop her off...
Mrs.Hanson: Okay, hope you have fun!
Zac: yeah, and be sure you wear a "tu-tu", cause you know you dont want babies. I'm not ready to be an uncle!
Mr.Hanson: Zac, watch your mouth!
Zac: well I would if I had a mirror!
*mr. Hanson gives Zac, and odd look, shakes his head, and says...*
Mr.Hanson: where did we go wrong with him...the rest of them turned out just fine...*walks out of room*
Taylor: Bye!

*Natalie Gets In Car*
Taylor: Hey Natalie!
Natalie: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: Ready to go? Do you have everything you need?
Natalie: Yes I got everything, but you dont!
Taylor: No, I got everything
Natalie: No you dont.
Taylor: Okay?
Natalie: what are you supposed to do when your girlfriend steps into the car?
Taylor: ummm say hi?
Natalie: I give up!
Taylor: Kiss you...I know. You just never shut your damn mouth for me to attempt to try! *says in a joking voice*
Natalie: Yeah, yeah...Get your ass over here and kiss me!
Taylor: I'm comming
Natalie: What?
Taylor: No! Not like that!
Natalie: Okay, then kiss me!
*kisses* lol

Taylor: Is that where I turn
Natalie: Duh!
Taylor: Well I didnt know!
Natalie: Well is does say "Dawns school of dance" doesnt it?
Taylor: Hey dont get loud with me. *smiles*
Natalie: your a 'trip'
Taylor: alright, here we are...

*walks into the dance hall, Natalies younger sister Sarah, run up to them*
Sarah: Natalie! Natalie! Our male dancer fell off the stage and broke his leg! Now we dont have anyone who can dance in the beginning! Help us!
Natalie: Oh, I'll help you! *turns to Taylor*
Taylor: No way! I wont do it!
Natalie: Please Taylor? For me! Please?
Taylor: No, I never want to wear a tu-tu again.
Natalie: Taylor, I know they kicked you out of ballet because you were to old, but this is your chance to shine! And plus you already know the dance moves!
Taylor: That was hard for me. All's I've ever wanted to do was be in ballet, and they kicked me out cause I'm to old now! I hate being 18!
Natalie: No you dont! You love it...Cause now your legal for me to touch (hehehe) Please, you'll do good!
Taylor: oh, alright. I'll do it!
Natalie: Oh thank you Taylor!
*Taylor went of to get in his tu-tu!* lol

If your wondering what happend. Taylor performed an awesome show. And their family is still trying to deal with Taylor's issues with the ballet.